“It is incredibly valuable to the people of the United States of America that President Putin and President Trump continue to engage in dialogue.”

Here’s your bleach, your bronzer, and your sheath dress.

Pale blonde #7 by Clairol. Buy 2, get 3 free.

“affronted” seeing girls age 10 or 11, she guessed, holding signs with curse words and condoms and tampons taped on them when she attended the women’s march in Washington with her daughters last year.

likewise

the burial or cremation of fetal remains resulting from abortions or miscarriages

He’s not smart enough to be covert. He’s  Russia’s useful idiot.

So many people with no discernible at the higher ends of intelligence  loved my press conference performance in Helsinki.

I know that when I protest I wear Kevlar and carry an assault rifle.

Wow. Devastating. And spot on.

Hot take: Not likely

Pretty sure I’m going to trust the IC’s take over this guy.

many of whom are currently in the midst of losing their goddamned minds.

Maybe people just aren’t too keen on treason .....who knew?

“The agency was promoting that vocabulary … They pushed me. And it upset me,” he told host Terry Meiners.

YES

I know it’s not protocol, but I wish someone (large and authoritative, preferably), had yanked Dump roughly aside as soon as he was in front of the Queen. 

He is, in every sense of the word. He is fucking shameful.

very small box of adjectives

No be fair, no one likes him.