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Did you ever see the Friday Night Lights skit? The premise was the new coach (Josh Charles) told the team they can’t rape anymore, and the team and town go nuts.

I have never been a huge fan, but I saw her live a couple years ago and she was GREAT. So maybe I just don’t like her in sketches?

She’s actually not that bad. Some of her Inside Amy Schumer sketches are good. Idk why men on the internet have such a hate boner for her. I honesty find her funnier than Chappell and his new “trans people suck, AMI” bit.

Yeah, really, give me a break.  We’re talking about Amy Schumer, here, and they are laughing about it.  Why this was even broached as possibly being serious is beyond me.

Gayle King can go fuck herself, IMO. She is currently running puff pieces for the Zuckerbergs over on CBSnews.com. It's to soften their image as they face blowback for supporting Trump and his cronies.

Fisher is a personal trainer for celebrities-she’s not a servant and her livelihood was never in danger. 🙄

This is gross.

Seeing how Clint Eastwood is involved, is it really any surprise?

Clint Eastwood is not the man I’d trust to make any movie these days.

Fuck Clint Eastwood--he’s a dinosaur.

Oh, does Jon Hamm’s character do the exact same thing, Olivia? He does? The FBI agent tries to trade sex for evidence and is rejected with a pithy insult? Because that would be an interesting plot piece; we almost never see sexy male investigators seducing witnesses for clues.

Kylie Jenner is too old for Drake.

He’s definitely joking.

I also assumed he was joking and making fun of it.

Drake is gross, Kardashains are gross.

Wait, the Josh Brolin part is confusing me. We all know he’s kidding, right? And that he’s making fun of the same thing we all made fun of last week, right here on Jezebel?

Drake doesn’t want to date Kylie because he’s busy grooming Billie Eilish and Millie Bobby Brown ><

7 months to live is very ...specific.

Vonderpumping people are dumb.