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Bobby was physical and emotionally abusive. I’m not sure why he keeps getting let off the hook for this. He’s not responsible for her drug use but he’s definitely responsible for their toxic relationship. 

It seems like Robyn was the only person she could trust. Certainly not Bobby. Even more certainly not her mother.

I can’t believe Whitney’s family tried to hire goons to break Robyn’s legs. Wtf? Also, poor Whitney. In almost every documentary and special I’ve seen, they all mention Robyn’s leaving as the turning point in her life. From then on, it was all downhill. She had always been surrounded by sycophants and leeches. Robyn

Ugh, tears. I didn’t realize how seminal she and her music were for me until a few years ago when it hit me that I would never experience that hair-rising chill when hearing her voice in a new song. We really take artists for granted. Celebrities... on the other hand... pffft.

Wendy’s on-air realization that Whitney Houston almost jumped her

Kanye West is vibing with Joel Osteen. Seems bad!

It’s frightening how many people have been coming to his defense, saying that if you really care about your daughters you’ll do this. Even other rap artists who have rushed to defend him.

I think he’s in his two sons life, just not his daughter. So, I believe calling him a low life is kind.

I was talking about Jon Hamm... I’m not touching that disgusting T.I. story!

Dad likes an open bar.

I don’t disagree! I was trying to point out that she’s been the face of the E!/hollywood type woman for so long. Her body type is congruous with that. She has benefited from her compliance with that culture. Saying “we all suck and perpetuate the problem” might be true, but it doesn’t negate that.  

This has to have been a hard post to assemble because how much can one say about entirely uninteresting fashion on a list of mainly c-list attendees.

That’s a complete willful misunderstanding of what I said. But I guess the nuance I was going for isn’t catchy enough. 

Drake missed a great opportunity to troll the audience by singing Billy Ocean’s greatest hits.

Oh, I’m definitely there for Karamo in a gold chain harness.

None of these looks do a thing for me. Even the usually flawless Zendaya phoned it in.

I think being with Blake Shelton disqualifies her as being a ‘FASHION ICON.’ Maybe it’s ironic!

Gwen Stefani can barely talk with how tight her face is, holy shit.

So... are we not going to talk about how incredibly fake the People’s Choice Awards are? So you’re telling me, Aladdin won over literally everything else, including Toy Story 4 for best Family Movie?? Cole Sprouse won over Dicaprio, Pitt, Nyong’o, Jackson for Drama Movie Star?? NOAH CENTINEO won over Revel Wilson,

I don’t understand how she continues to host the red carpet. She’s terrible at it. For the last couple of years you can tell she hardly knows who any of these people are (this is especially evident at the Grammys), and she asks the worst questions.