Bernie making it personal. I like this.

This is fucking awesome.

So sad to hear about the moose. :(

loosen up Megan & put out a little love to some of these unsung athletes

Are the butts really better, or do they just put on a better show when they line up and bend over for every play? 

Seriously, who the hell do you think you are coming here and telling me what to do ?

lol, bye.

Now this is the sticky sports content I’ve been waiting for! Wait, they said “stick *to* sports”? Well, this seems like sticking it to sports as well, so I guess it works.

“Baseballl players have the most incredible butts—high, round, too big for most pants—which sit on top of their thicc-ass thighs like a beautiful Thanksgiving turkey or a honey-baked ham.”

I’m crying from laughter. This is excellent.

Is this a sports blog now? Two baseball posts already today? I am confused about the focus of this blog and, as such, will refuse to purchase items from its advertisers. Also, I really don’t appreciate the ads that suggest I am in the market for lady’s Depends, though I do admire the shade. 

Oh great! Good! Turn off comments on Deadspin, see how that affects your impression numbers, you literally incredible goobers.

Ok but is this normal?

I can’t find it in my heart to feel bad for Lori and Mossimo. NOT AT All. To me, there is no way that can pretend to be ignorant of the law in this case. They had their daughters pose as crew members. That is fraud. Also, they did hurt someone with their deception. They took two spots at the school that would have…

I love how everything she touches becomes a “crime” thing ^^

Never stop writing the way you are, even when it’s unappreciated by the idiots fumbling at the reigns of the company. 

A perp drive instead of a perp walk is the most LA thing I can think of this morning.

Fuck Spanfeller and those who are in power and are trying to destroy something that they don’t understand and don’t value. Fuck venture capitalists in general.

First of all, fuck Jim Spanfeller, et al.

Next, I whole wholeheartedly reject the idea that we must accept the idea that foie gras is inherently delicious. It’s like Ellen butt-sucking up to Dubya. People who do evil things are inherently evil, no matter how many hard candies they keep in their pockets. Food made…

So is Great Hills Partners a real company or is this some shell game bullshit? And Simon Anderson can suck my whole ass. Lauren: I have loved you and your writing and this site for lo, the 5+ years I’ve been here, but this is some bullshit. Call this my swan song I guess, cuz I’m done.

You guys standing in solidarity with your former co-workers?  It won't be much longer til they come for you.

“Anything that doesn’t involve a red carpet.”