suz1978
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suz1978

She’s a fucking psycho. It’s going to be quite interesting to see how the relationship plays out. I remember hearing about her always asking Gigi Hadid to invite Selena Gomez so she had a chance of seeing Justin. It’s a very weird, creepy dynamic.

Before there was the internet and direct messaging, we made mix tapes. I was not immune to obsessing over finding the perfect song for a mix tape that communicated my deep, deep teen emotions.

Maybe the daughter of this lady:

What I haven’t wrapped my head around, though, is what’s Baldwin-Bieber’s angle on this? Selena recently finished a stint in rehab and a long-deserved “mental health break,” largely attributed to the pressures of childhood fame and her tumultuous relationship with Bieber. Can Baldwin-Bieber not see that publicly

Exactly! My first thought was uuuuh I’m pretty sure most poor people don’t have someone they can call and ask for an envelope of fawking money.

This sounds like the equivalent of a very vague “bitches better come at me instead of talking about me” social media status update where they don’t tag anyone or confirm who they’re talking about, so there’s plausible deniability in hopes the person they’re actually talking about confronts them over it looking jealous

I remember the good old days of trying to come up with the perfect lyrics to express my teenage angst in my AIM away messages. 

And Justin is so...skeezy.

I read a story just moments ago about a kid with diabetes who got kicked off his parents’ insurance when he turned 21 or 25 or whatever it was. He survived for a while on hoarded insulin, then used dog insulin, tried the gofundme route, but then he still died. Because he couldn’t afford life saving medication. I hope

She’s pretty for sure, but also super generic at the same time. I don’t know how she manages that. Occasionally I do see a photo where she is styled impeccably though, and she has great legs. Did she model? She seems like she could’ve been a good model- generic enough canvas to put on whatever style the artist wants,

Exactly. Her poverty comment made me feel pretty damn stabby.

See, to me she’s so plain she’s the equivalent of an off-white wall. It’s weird, like she has no real features and no personality.

Next time anyone hears about Kelly Ripa:

There is someone named Tuppence Middleton. [Just Jared]

If this is the case then it says much more about Baldwin than Gomez. And, ultimately, how insecure she must feel. Thats pure speculation on my part. Working thru some shit and letting it out in a song is not saying she’s still in love with him or anything. Its catharsis. 

Something like that happened to me in college, too. A friend and I were walking back from a party and a white van passed us real slow, with the sliding side door open and about 4 dudes in it. The college town, Isla Vista, has a street that goes in a U around the central park in the town. We got to the bottom of the U

Holy shit. This reminds me so much of something similar that happened to me. I lived on a long dead end road in northern Minnesota when I was in middle school. Very few houses as it was towards the end of the road. I was walking bored by myself one day, and like what happened to you, a car went past. Reached the dead

I’m so sorry this happened to you, and I hope he leaves you the fuck alone forever. On a bit of a (related) tangent, I gotta say that within the last few years’ worth of the Jez scary stories contest, the predominant emotion I feel while reading all the stories has become less “fun-spooky shivers” and more “white-hot

“Station wagon Stalker”

I think I’ve told this one in the comments before, but I couldn’t find it. This isn’t really paranormal either, but it happened to me when I was a kid of 12 or 13.

I was walking back home from the park with my sister and my best friend one Saturday. The park we went to was a quarter to a half

I mean the ghost stories on this thread are always stupid but this one is literally about a woman who could not avoid the Noid.