Yeah, being well into adulthood, “befriending” a teenager and then dating them as soon as they become legal is totally different than an age gap between adults. Ick. Hell no.

But she probably doesn’t get to make her friends wear insufferable matching outfits every day.

This. The whole setup looks like it was taken out of the Basic Bitch Bible. 

Are we really calling Emma Roberts a “not famous friend”?

Lea Michele’s net worth is about $12M, according to the briefest of Googles. Chances are, she already HAS a private pool, lovely views, a home gym, and someone to make food for her every day.  That is to say, she has to be used to that shit, right?  How boring.

Are we really calling Emma Roberts a “not famous friend”?

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I feel cringey about Dane Cook’s relationship and then seeing a picture of his current face just makes me...

SoyJoy should be called SoySadness

it’s interesting how no one was talking about how fcked up and alarming this is, if this can happen to rich celebrities what do you think happens to regular people?

All of this and also some more

Just so you know...

You’re not kidding. I’m especially appreciative this writer focused her wording very carefully

It does not, as it addresses the limits of Congress, not the people. “Congress shall pass no law...” and all. He DEFINITELY has a case if he can demonstrate the reason behind his detainment was due to his speech.

He was here unlawfully for over 12 years and it’s suddenly become a problem? And the best excuse they could come up with was a drug charge he wasn’t even convicted of?

Yep, and ICE is also telling on themselves. To them, a street rapper’s authenticity means they must, from birth, be constantly living their lyrics in an American hood near you. Most of the time, this shit is an exaggerated biography, making legend out of real lived trauma. The reason why rap, especially gangster rap, r…

But his celebrity did not protect him from an immigration process that denies human dignity, thrives on surveillance, racial profiling, and harassment.

I’m not super familiar with 21 Savage’s music, but I firmly believe that his detention is retaliation for making public comments about ICE/CBP. In addition to applying for a visa two years ago, he has had numerous brushes with law enforcement in the past decade and was convicted of a felony back in 2014. There is no…

My gray hair comes in at my temples and makes me look like a tired Paulie Walnuts.

1. Why are dudes’ mid-life crises so boringly predictable? (Affleck)