1. It’s possible that Swift and Jenner both have a fondness for hackneyed teen romance cliches.

Celine Dion crying at Valentino’s fashion show is my look for 2019.

You are absolutely correct about Ellen Burstyn being robbed that year. Still bitter about that one.

Actually very interested in the idea of Dave Chapelle in that and anyone besides Jared Pedo too

Ellen Burstyn >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Faye Dunaway.

Speaking of almost-casts, I just read yesterday that Darren Aronofsky wanted Faye Dunaway, Giovanni Ribisi, Dave Chappelle and Neve Campbell for the four main roles in Requiem for a Dream. The parts went to Ellen Burstyn (who was ROBBED for a best supporting actress Oscar by Julia Roberts in a pushup bra) Jared Leto,…

If I remember correctly, Martha Plimpton also introduced Patton Oswald to his current wife as well. She really has a knack for matchmaking.

You know Stephen Baldwin is shaking down his son-in-law for cash.

No, he IS a 10 inch dick.

I don’t know, Liam from OneDirection and Cheryl Cole was fuckin WEIRD, and now he’s apparently flirting with Naomi Campbell. Dude sure knows how to flex up.

(...then there’s the horrible realization of what it’s attached to,and you decide to go make a sandwich or flip through cable instead.)

That studio is at least as nasty as the worst group living situations I have seen.  That shit is squalid as fuck, looks like 9 college students live in it.

And don’t forget Liam Neeson!

This obsessions with Pete Davidson’s junk is fucking creepy as shit.

Doesn’t Vinny from Jerz Shore supposedly have a 10 inch dick too?

Didn’t he previously tell Howard Stern that he was average but b/c Ariana was so tiny it just seemed big to her?

So, do Dirt Bag editors just... not look at what their coworkers are doing? Because this Pete story was covered in a standalone post a week ago. It’s part of his standup routine now, he’s going to be repeating this joke ad nauseam for months, please don’t make me read it again.

Every time Pete Davidson talks about his dick, a shelter animal dies.

I could never be a part of a millionaire rapper’s sex cult if the dungeon is that shabby. Sex cult leaders need to raise their standards. Maybe hire a real maid once in a while. 

Is one of the building code violations leaving a Christmas tree up in the third week of January?