You know what’s not actually as cool as people seem to think? Telling random people that somebody you know has a big dick. If you’re thinking of talking about your friend’s big dick, probably don’t.

I imagine he refreshes Jezebel all day, just waiting for another opportunity to mention it. 

I’m so sick of hearing about him at all.  the dude is clearly mentally stuck at age 15. 

Pete “kingwolf” Davidson Talking about his penis. How unusual.

The first comedy show I ever saw was around 13 years ago, and the headliner was Louis C.K. before his second show was created and after his first, ‘Lucky Louie’ was cancelled after 6 episodes on HBO. It was in a small venue and the openers were, I believe, a couple of his buddies I've seen as supporting actors on his…

My old roommate brought a guy home, he insisted on stopping for magnums - turns out he was abnormally long but thin and wound up losing a condom inside of her.

I’m sick of hearing about this guy in general. And comedians should stop talking about their dicks.

Yes.

Perhaps we need some sort of socially agreed upon code of conduct. No legal power behind it at all, because holy shit.

Not his fault this has entered into the public discourse, so I don’t blame him, but I’m so sick of hearing about this dude’s dick.

Bless your heart.

8 or more.

A friend some years ago worked supporting an AIDS benefit I believe in Philadelphia where Patti was one of the guests/benefactors. She took a shine to him and invited him to dinner, which he dismissed just as talk. Imagine his surprise when she actually reached out to him soon afterwards to have him over for dinner…

My new ambition in life is to fail so much at my job that they’ll give me $69 million to go away

This hasn’t changed much, if at all. Look at what’s going on with R Kelly, how many millennials like Lady Gaga (to name just one) turned a blind eye WAY after the facts were impossible to ignore?

Turns out Gen X feminists can suffer from internalized misogyny and exhibit hypocrisy too. She’s like a lot of white feminists. If you’re from the same class, race and socioeconomic status as her then she likes you and will defend you. If not, tough luck.

Plus what about the victims? They’re someone’s daughters. My dad, my bffs dad and friends that are dads have broke down when they found out there daughters were assaulted and had someone expose themselves to them. They’re twisted with guilt for not being able to protect them.

Yup. The “think of their kids” argument is fucking stupid. People say the same thing about spouses. And that’s precisely why these guys think all they gotta do to get back in people’s good graces is stay out of the spotlight for a year. They’re like, now I can come back scot-free! They’re only thinking about…

I hate the “think about their children” defense. Um, shouldn’t Louis CK/etc. be the ones thinking about their children when they do shit like this that’ll inevitably come out in public?

...if nothing else, care about his daughters. If nothing else, if you can find no compassion for him, which I think you should, think about how his daughters, who hear all of this stuff, feel.