I remember Bobby Finger stopped writing about Kim. Can’t remember the specific reason why, but I supported him 100%.

Here’s to Jez making a NY resolution to not write about Kardashians...yeah right

if he doesn't care whether or not you do it, why do it?

Unless you get a vegan fart in your face.

Fucking creepy. If those were your parents talking to you, fine... hippe education. Your FRIEND'S parents having an explicit sex conversation with you, CITING ANECDOTES ABOUT THEIR OWN GENITALS, is really fucking creepy and weird.

when my fiance and i first got together, he wouldn't go down on me. it was later revealed that he had never done it before and was nervous about trying it out, but at the time he was just kind of being a dick about it. so i stopped going down on him. i didn't make a big deal of it, i just said if going down on me…

Still, don't you feel slightly insulted? I can't lie, when I was younger I totally would go for this but once I discovered the sweet joy of oral orgasm, no man have ever been able to even utter such craziness to me. I don't particularly enjoy giving blow jobs, but I give them and then when I think of the fact that I…

An adult male having a sexually explicit conversation with child, especially one unrelated to him, is disturbing and creepy. That's not rude to say.

For some reason this reads like bad erotica. Definitely creepy.

Yeah, wow. I have NO idea how to touch this one. Don't know if I want to.

Sorry, but I'm completely creeped out by this story, even if you aren't.

Ewwww I kissed a vegan once, he tasted like onions and hipster beard.

Oh sweetie, no. What Tyrant said was blunt, but right on. If you enjoy giving oral because it makes your guy feel good, he needs to work on enjoying giving it to you to make YOU feel good. He's not even trying.

Oh my God, refusing oral sex is just... rude. And selfish. Tell him a real man goes south.

Nope, you're not a bitch... at least not for this. If it's something you need out of your sex life, and your partner refuses to do it, it's time to find a new partner.

Oh girl....hell no.

You need to sit down with him and tell him how frustrated you are. Tell him you understand his trepidation, but the first time with you wasn't so tasty because you hadn't showered. Eat a bunch of pineapple earlier that day, shower, buy him a manly exfoliating face wash and make him go down on you (i.e. make him see…

Have you thought about having his best friend go down on you, since he won't do it?

Have you've tried withholding oral on him till he takes another gander at yours?

Yes, really. Just add "groin grooming" to the list of double standards straight women face with straight men.