Ultimate solution?

Agreed

This part just doesn't quite work.

"I got 99 problems with my rear tint, son."

Seriously, how is it that literally EVERY SINGLE Sunfire in the entire WORLD has that cheezy dark purple tint on the rear window that is bubbling to hell?!

Always the answer

A Gen 3 Camaro, poorly spray-painted in matte black or red. It's already the perfect redneck/white-trash car, so it's not hard to imagine a druggie behind the wheel.

You're not a kingpin until you got one of these....

Address is 2111 Brawley, LA, CA, 90032

Trying to sell a Camry based on performance and driving excitement, using idiots for your testimonials.