Contemplating marriage, I gave Carrie a sapphire ring and subsequently in the romance she gave me a Donald Roller Wilson oil painting of a monkey in a blue dress next to a tiny floating pencil, which I kept for years until it began to frighten my children

I interned for the show for a summer... The men were all wonderful.

I will literally mail that reporter a check for $10.

Ten bucks to the first reporter to bring Dippin Dots to a press conference.

You have to hand it to her brother, though, being able to find something even more evil than Amway.

Betsy Devos and her family are hilariously evil

Trump’s tweet:

That’s the joke.

Crowley issued the following statement:

Thanks! I’m using donor sperm, so I’m doing 2 natural cycles and then stepping it up as notch.

If you are not ovulating regularly, or if you have a problem with your vaginal environment, IUI’s can be helpful. But unless you are super young, don’t waste a lot of time doing a lot of cycles. It’s a very low-return fertility treatment in most circumstances, and is mostly used by insurance companies to thin out…

Books on lightworking and spiritual healing. I’ve finally got some time to get back into my previous studies and it’s making me want to ditch finishing my PhD and just be a lightworker/therapist! :/

Hey everyone! What are you reading? Just finished All the Light we Cannot See.

Well, You’ll just have to wait for Trump’s grand “golden” finale.

This lineup is basically “imagine the shittiest state fair you can think of, then think of the bands/acts they’d have on Friday/Saturday”. Sweet Jesus.

I met him once in Washington and he seemed like the most genuine person

I met him once in Washington and he seemed like the most genuine person in the whole district and a really fun guy.

hero, straight up...f’en hero.

I mean, I am only speakingfor myself, but as someone who has attempted and is still in therapy trying to cope with the thoughts and desire to kill myself, I don’t see it as a reset or anything. I see it as a relief from the pain and because I am tired. I don’t want to hear from people saying that it will be better. I…

It case you weren’t already painfully aware, these are some dark motherfucking times.