THE PUSSY IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!

No but he probably burned a hole through his with that sweet, sweet nose candy.

NO HE DOESN’T! He has the best septum. It’s exemplary. His doctor wrote a note about it and everything saying it was the best septum he’d ever seen.

This feels like it’s happening outside reality at times

I read it in high school (I was a weird kid). You should read it.

Scott Baio is upset as Days of Our Lives repeatedly informed him they didn’t allow cameos

“I’ve never withdrawn in my life” Grooooossssssss

Don’t lump the whole list all together. There are those, such as John Kasich, who saw through Trump’s bullshit and NEVER endorsed him.

Did Kasich ever endorse Trump in the first place? Not sure he should be on this list. I don’t recall him ever warming to Trump at all, which is one reason it was so surprising that Ohio was leaning Trump.

Once again, Ted Cruz shows off his incredible sense of timing.

Scott Baio is firmly in the “Yeah, bro!” category.

Every single one of these cowards knew EXACTLY what Trump was when they endorsed him.

Oh, Ted Cruz. Just when you thought your humiliation was over, things get even worse. You deserve it.

But his apology was so angry and I don’t think he’s that good an actor. More likely people close to him are turning on him.

My two posts on Facebook today: 1. If you are a woman, and you still plan to vote for Trump, you are an insult to every woman on this planet who has risked life and death to be treated as equal, respected, citizens free of violence, rape, degradation, enslavement, and servitude. You are a disgrace. If you are a…

The man that bellows

Lemon Oreos

Really I just can’t past how good Rosie looks and how incredibly perfect those glasses are for her face.

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