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Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

Fallacy: Everyone invited on stage gets to speak.

In the past I was usually apathetic about award shows; I didn’t watch them and didn’t care one way or another if other people did. But the last few years I’ve grown to hate them, mostly because they’ve become venues for people to blast piping hot outrage takes all over Twitter.

The truly insidious part of this is that these unfounded stereotypes have a way of becoming self-fulfilling prophecies.

FILM PITCH:

This is EXACTLY how my dad looks at the menu when we go out to eat. Pop, just get the chicken so we can get our food before the close.... 

I keep thinking he’s looking old for a role, but nah. Damn. 63! If Denzel is 63, Morgan Freeman must be at least 115, 116.

YW

And somehow getting his legs above his epic belly.

You say the word Gene around Steven Segal and he shits himself.

Frank Dux also claims to have been there, and to have kicked everyone’s ass.

Dammit JCVD tell us why you got fired from being the original Predator!!

Steven Seagal was also intrigued about engaging in a “training ring” until he realized it featured no shrimp or cocktail sauce.

Boo!!! That was the slowest gentlest kick to the face, didn’t merit such an emotional reaction.

I wouldn’t even be mad.
“Yo, check this out: JVD kicked me straight in the schnoz!”

“Awesome!”

Question is, will Cory Gardner remember he said that? So many Republicans say they won’t let something happen, then vote in favor of it a few days later.

Don’t forget the Republican Senator Cory Gardner said he will hold all DoJ nominees until this is fixed.

How is every liberal democrat not running on a campaign of “I’m legalizing weed, and I’m making net neutrality the law of the land”? I mean right now. I get it, pharmaceutical companies and service providers are funding your opposition, but screw that man. Those are clearly identifiable stances that people on both

Whoever runs that account is extremely on target. This was after the tax bill passed...