But you don't understand, this dude is a brave hero, standing up to the veterinary industrial complex. All you vets, with your fancy degrees, and training are in the pocket of Big Kibble and pulling the fur over our eyes while you roll over in big piles of money and laugh as you think about how many unsuspecting pet…

So your standard of "normal" is based on a time when large segments of the population were malnourished to the point of death?

I was scrolling through my feed one day and I was like, "Man,I haven't talked to her in FOREVER. Oh, wait..."

I was doing that at first and then slowly started to add a few strangers and celebs.

Dooo it! It's super fun!

I am Beemo!

Where is this blog?! It sounds awesome! The bugs were one of my favorite things about growing up in Japan!

This is one of the most terrifying things I have ever heard in my entire life.

So true. My boyfriend and I ended up rescuing two very high-maintenance, sick kittens over the weekend, and we had to send our amazing, sweet, low-maintenance, very healthy 15 year-old kitty to a friend's house temporarily so she doesn't catch what they have. I miss her so much and those kittens are running me ragged!

I can't speak for all cats, but I'm pretty sure most cats have a way better understanding of what racism is than this asshat does...

You guuuuyyyyysss! I have brown hair and big glasses!!! What do I do?

Dude. I was so mad when I found out that Atlas Shrugged wasn't a mystery novel.

One time I ordered an everything bagel with sundried tomato cream cheese, but the guy thought I said cinnamon raisin bagel with sundried tomato cream cheese.

Once, right after Siri was released, my boyfriend and I were trying to figure out whether mice nurse their young, and I was like, "Do mice even have nipples?"

If it makes you feel any better, I only use the word "naughty" to describe my cat when she wakes me up at 4 am to feed her when she still has food in her bowl. She's a very naughty kitty.

Oh, believe it. That shit is RAMPANT.

Also, from the link provided:

Your cats are all cute, but Belli says you can all pack up your Legos and go home. This competition is OVER.

Don't be silly. Stand your ground is only for white dudes who are afraid of ladies and brown people.

That's funny, because the only part of that that you wouldn't be able to get my cat to do would be the part where she has to bat at or play with stuff. She's weird.