I agree with this whole-heartedly and I would love it if they took the movie in this direction. If they insist on having Abe pursue only beautiful women it might still be an interesting movie if they really examine the parallels between the objectification of women and Abe's role as basically a glorified appliance. I…

Like, indoor testicles..?

I like this idea A LOT.

Trust me, that's not how it feels. It feels shitty to hear that a part of your body is "a waste".

I second this.

I've had this stuck in my head since yesterday and watching it on a loop is the only thing keeping me from losing my mind at my soul-crushing desk job today.

Word.

Then it's basically the same as listing characteristics off at random. I would feel a lot better about the world if people limited the use of astrology or tarot to creative character development tools for their writing instead of pretending that they are real.

They're super busy giving tickets to the kids sleeping in front of the Page St. Library.

I don't really get it either, but I have a board of sweatpants, one of regurgitating birds, and one of potential costumes.

For real. Yes to everything happening here.

If it makes you feel any better, I'm 27 and they do that to me, too.

Oh. Now I see your "lol." Reading fail.

It's from NASA. In real life.

Jeeze, didn't you read the article? "...a little blood and eye make-up never hurt anyone."

Doesn't it also say that the ice packs/ice baths stimulate the production of brown fat, so you burn more calories at rest? I may also be remembering that wrong.

I thought about doing that in college for a bit. I mentioned it to my mom and she was like, "Be careful. You could get in trouble for selling things across state lines without a business license!"

ME TOO!

In my head, I always saw Amanda Plummer as Wiress, but Beetee was Malcolm-Jamal Warner.

"Tom Cruise is the first American God of a major US 'religion'?"