All that comes to mind right now is "Dear Darla, you are like scum between my toes. You make me want to vomit.."

I'd probably take inspiration from favorite books/tv characters. My two fave British TV shows come to mind first. I think I'd be Amy Holmes.

There's a reason this wedding is referred to as "The Purple Wedding". The poison is purple, and turns you purple as you choke to death, I nearly almost sort of not really felt bad watching Joffrey turn a wonderful shade of slug violet! So.. the poison couldn't have been in the cake, but the wine. Since it was dark…

I saw this yesterday on feministing.com. I donated $5 in the name of Jane Doe, which they recommended doing. I'm not exactly floating in riches to do more. But as they pointed out yesterday, if 1000 people donate $1, that's a good size donation. Just think if 1000 people (or more) donated $5.

Anne Hathaway will always be to me the girl who joked that her friends say she'll soon do porn, called "The Dirty Princess Diaries". Do your thing, Anne Hathaway, do your thing.

The animorphs reference made me Squee!