o I suddenly feel kind of good about my relationship because it's not really anything like this. Maybe I should stop being so nervous about marrying him ;)

But where's the part where he asks if she likes anal? And then he brings it up again?

I just really want to hang out with Mariska Hargitay and become her friend and talk about what a badass Benson is and do amazing activism to raise awareness about and prevent domestic violence and sexual assault. Please?

If they sized that to fit my boobs, it would be $50 million.

Definitely the back of an elephant's head, but at first I thought it was Mommy Rock and Daddy Rock kissing Baby Rock goodnight.

To me, the back of an elephant's head. (GOP)

I'm willing to bet that Instagram wouldn't have done shit about a man's happy trail.

Plus our understanding of potential.

It does make the secondary point about what's truly valued in this culture, but there's another whole rant in there, and I don't have the energy today.

I love how this is the only arena in life it's okay to be an asshole about.

See the thing that's good about the Hiddles is even if he will never be your boyfriend (IRL), if he met you and spoke with you he'd be polite and caring and probably very sweet. So that makes the pain of never having him a bit easier to take. Does it? I dunno. Sorry. Probably made it worse.

She's always struck me as somewhat terrifying. A lot of people would take all that privilege and use it to be as stupid and insufferable as they want (looking at you, Donald Jr). Instead, she's only become more beautiful, more polished, and more sophisticated. She's like the acme of good genes and money.

Because it is still an important social commentary on the way stars are portrayed. These are the women that our children look up to and it's a false image that perpetuates our unobtainable culture of perfection. Until we start demanding the authentic thing, we're going to be continually fed crap. Why can't Britney…

No point resisting.

I saw a bit where he did an impersonation of the horse in "War Horse" and he burst into giggles. Even better is the one where he gets teased about his love for Chili's and he gets all flustered and covers his face with embarrassment.

He has ruined me utterly. No other man will ever come close so I might as well start hoarding kitties. Basically, the woman who runs this tumblr account* sums up my love/hate for him. Love; because of course. Hate; because ruined me.
*http://gofuckyourselftomhiddleston.tumblr.com/

Every time I see him do a thing it makes me love him more. If I ever saw him in person I think I would throw my underwear at him ... because they would spontaneously leap off my body. He's even winning over Cumberbatch right now.