I give you the dog bun.

Here’s an ad for Clairol’s Silk & Silver hair coloring from 1979.

Seriously.

That's a lesbian Steve Zahn next to him, right?

I’m proud of you son

Chicken cacciatore.

You should visit the greys

I'd go to more tennis matches if I could openly smoke weed there.

What author was it? Tracy? I bet it was Tracy.