Don’t forget TX Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick’s insistence that people should be willing and happy to die for the sake of the economy. Something he has said multiple times on live TV.

Seems like I had the right amount.

So what you are saying is the hoax was democrats sounding the alarm early about the urgency of the situation. Got it. Keep smoking that pole

Neither can the USWNT. 

By your rationale, the men’s team shouldn’t be paid hardly at all because they can’t beat the men’s teams from other countries.

This is a blueprint on how to love your children. 

This was my favorite take:

As a trans man and the grandchild of two Holocaust survivors (who loved and accepted me as I am, and who would be appalled by this transparent attempt to leverage others’ suffering for an awful backwards-ass Nazi agenda), fuck this absolute prick.

Would it kill her to accept an ounce of blame for running a piss-poor campaign and condemning us all to 4-8 years of Trump? Fuck her and the corporate funded jet she flew in on. She’s was and is part of the problem and the best thing she can do to be part of the solution is to go get lost in the woods again.

I’m trying really hard to be empathetic and non-judgmental, but techno? Ew...

Dear Tennessee,

Potential spin-offs:

I read that Footsteps is his favorite verse, right after Two Corinthians.

Please yes! The few people I know who do keto are the preachiest people I’ve ever known (and I’m a vegetarian-of the non preach variety).

I’ll show how old I am. Nic Cage in Valley Girl.

Right? We are calling Moonstruck, for which Cher won an Oscar for best actress, Olympia Dukakis won one for best supporting actress, and it won best screenplay, “underrated”? It was also nominated for best picture and best director.

This take sucks. All it does is play into Republican hands: “See, even the liberals expect this from us”. It didn’t look like Nixon was going to be convicted until public support demanded it, and then he bailed. Letting Republicans off the hook before we even put them on it is defeatism.

Does that make death graduation? I find that strangely comforting.

The older I get, the more I realize adulthood is just middle school with taxes.