Jeb!

BRITNEEEY! BRING ME THE AXE!

I watch King of the Hill every single morning. It gets me pumped for the day. God bless you, Hulu.

There are a lot of trolls coming out from under the bridge on this one.

You're awesome.

I Only Know I Yearn At Rats.

Oh, yeah. That's nice.

I had the same reaction to this as the LGBTQ tweet. My eyes bulged.

I feel like he’s just going to burst into flames some day for the things he writes and says. His words and actions are appalling.

Well, I have eyes and I think she’s wonderful in mostly everything I’ve seen of her, so you’re already wrong.

Mostly everything you typed is wrong and stupid.

It’s all about context! You’re totally fine.

Um, excuse me. That’s killed OUT.

Yay! Thanks! Are you a Stephen King fan?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo.

I thought they were a choker and was confused. The whole look seemed very off brand for HH.

Love you.

Donny? You can’t spend all day in the loo, sweetie.

How was he going to get attention if he was quiet, though? Didn’t you think of that?

Is someone in his position even allowed to promote anything like this? It seems pretty damn unethical. (Big surprise there.)