Luckily a position as senior speechwriter for the first lady just opened up.

Crowley issued the following statement:

True. It actually seems like an exploitable weakness.

The trouble with these meetings is that it’s clear Trump just says whatever the other person in the room wants to hear. So I’m sure MLKIII will walk away from the meeting going “that was very productive, he really seems to care about African-American issues,” and then the next day he’ll announce instituting a national…

Claim all human life is sacred. Vote to strip millions of human lives of their health care. Makes perfect fucking sense.

Well sure they raped her, but she caused them “sustained shame, mortification and hurt feelings” and I think we can all agree that there’s no more heinous crime than making a man feel even remotely uncomfortable for even a second!

CALL THEM!!!

Reminds me of the last fight I got in. This guy at a bar was looking at me. So I said, “What the fuck you looking at asshole?” He looks at me and says, “Nothing.” I stood up. “Damn right, you better not be.” This guy had no business fucking with a guy like me, so I said, “ You have no business fucking with a guy like…

I hate it when that happens. :(

And then you have me, the white boy- an even further step of cluelessness.

I thought the image up top was the actual shirt and was like “I don’t know what Kara’s going to complain about, I would totally wear that.”

Canadian here. I take Canadian drugs all the time, and they’re super dangerous. The last one I took had a knife in it and now I’m dead.

Jessica Alba is proving herself to be as good a businesswoman as she was an actress.

Or, we could do the Canada thing until we have something set up over here. I’ve never understood the “all-or-nothing” approach which seems completely antithetical to idea of compromise (which is the basis of democracy). I’d rather take a half-step forward than stay in the exact same place.

Ben Carson is a yawn made sentient.

Here’s how her campaign would go:

DING! DING! DING!

nope, i’m not going to go out of my way to be nice to those people or make them feel welcome either, because if they are questioning whether they should be my ally or not they are not safe in the first place. if their support is contingent on how “nice” i am about getting fucked over and having my bodily autonomy…

That’s a single woman’s personal reflection. She’s not a movement. She’s talking about her own life and her own fears. Also, at least in your pull quotes, she doesn’t talk about allies: she talks about men who say they are good. A person saying they are good doesn’t make them good—it’s a well-recognized problem that…