No puppet, no puppet. You’re the puppet.

The worst week of my life was when I found out that I was not only crippled for life, but that it had been done to me on purpose by a doctor who had decided to misdiagnose my injury (and the injuries of countless others). He did this because it allowed him & his practice to perform procedures that would make my pain…

On election day this week, I found out that I got an interview with Boeing for a paid internship this summer. I was elated. It is literally the path to my dream job. I was prepared to get smashingly drunk that night to celebrate getting an interview opportunity and seeing the first woman President. We bought champagne…

Guys, it’s a cry for help. She’s thanking America for their continued opposition to her father’s presidency. SOMEONE GET HER OUT OF THERE.

Pavlovian response to seeing her name in all caps?

Can Ivanka Trump not read or is she simply rubbing her father’s non-victory victory in our faces?

Feinberg 2020

nah

I posted a pic of the “Not My President” sign that’s in my window and a lot of people on here gave me shit about it. You can respect the law (yes, he is my president) while symbolically rejecting everything the man stands for (no, he will never be my president). Good for these kids. Once the dust is settled I hope…

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Are they mannequins, or mannecan’ts?? 


Dude moving his eyes killed me.

Don’t preorder games does not extend to hardware. I always preorder hardware.

And please, teach your children to stick up for kids getting bullied. Role-play with your kids so they can practice reacting to someone getting bullied instead of just standing by. Tell them it’s normal to want to ignore it and act like it’s “not their problem,” but tell them they can be better than that. Ask them who…

The president has to read hundreds of pages of documents a week.

I don’t know about getting impeached, but I do think there’s a good possibility he could wind up in a situation where either the Republicans in Congress basically treat him like King Tommen from the Game of Thrones novels (as compared to the show).

He’s impeachment proof. Get rid of him and you have President Pence.

President Old Dead Gourd Full of Poop

We were totally undeserving of Obama, while Trump is exactly what this country fucking deserves.

Obama is the manager showing Trump, the new guy, around the office and Trump’s shitting his pants because he lied on most of his resume.

Excellent piece, Hamilton. I totally agree. But how do you reconcile this with your own site’s lack of diversity?