That was... disappointing. The few still shots I had seen had me interested. Visually it looks good, but it certainly doesn’t look like any possible interpretation of The Hellbound Heart. The trailer makes it look like a higher budget version of the endless awful Hellraiser sequels where it was basically Final…

Masks don’t protect the wearer, buddy. They protect others from the wearer in the case that they have asymptomatic COVID. Truly mind boggling that people still don’t know this after 3 years.

No bishop with an erection, no sale.

It is also troubling that even Barker has decided to get in on having the Cenobites be fancy demons from hell that torture sinners in creative ways.

Just to note, there’s a report out that WBD only has enough cash to release two films into theaters, which is the main reason for the delays.

The Sire delivered the greatest wedding speech ever

“It’s okay... but can Velma marry a total weirdo sight-unseen?”

Maybe if Scooby and the gang helped a couple in their 30s find a 4-bedroom, 3.5-bath ranch-style home in Perry, Georgia along the way, the movie wouldn’t have been shelved, Dini!

Disco Stu doesn’t need to advertise

Looking at that picture, I’m just now realizing this show had a pretty amazing cast: Norm Macdonald, Tiny James Gandolfini, Joe Mantegna, Guy In Sports Jersey Who Just Realized He Ate Something Bad.

Legend has it they built this supermax prison on an ancient rapist burial ground!

Is West Side Story really woke? I mean, it had characters actively performing their God-given 2nd amendment rights shoot each other over land that they didn’t even own. 

The people that we’re currently locked in a civil war with will absolutely crow that it’s because of the lesbian kiss, but it’s also possibly because of another factor: They didn’t hear Tim Allen’s voice coming out of Buzz and started getting confused, to the extent that they decided to wait for the Streaming Slop…

But he didn’t make it.

I’ve been saying this for awhile but a lot of the people here just don’t want to fathom it because they didn’t like S8.

Exactly. The “true” stories were often bullshit that somebody claimed to have occurred. I remember one where an English-speaking American child supposedly spontaneously developed the ability to speak in fluent Mandarin because of a past life or something.

“If we want Samantha on the show, nothing’s gonna stop us now.”

Well this just feels sad.  Are we approaching a recast or just Weekend at Bernies a Kim Cattrall dummy?

I actually loved “Because he IS Batman, you IDIOT!”

It also gave Christopher Walken the best line in any Batman movie: