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“Please don’t use your collosal wealth and platform to actively and maliciously deny our existence.”

In addition to the transphobia, you’d think a 54 year old would be acutely aware that not all cis-women menstruate. 

kill yourself

Counterpoint: Susan Storm isn’t a real person, never has been, and has no reason to be white either. I’m all in favor of pushing existing minority characters to the forefront because I like when writers flesh out other characters, but the argument against changing characters’ races is weak.

If you took Friends and made an all black cast you'd have "Living Single"

This is 1984, she shouldn’t look like TayTay. Cheetah should look like the original Bombalurina.

i saw a chart a couple weeks back that showed a massive jump in pneumonia deaths. Like 5,000+ and yet there’s only been a few hundred deaths from that in the last 5 years. Such a coincidence. 

Like Mr. Rogers said, look for the helpers. Especially the ones who tell you not to fuck with them.

Shit, who is the animator for Alvin during the Michael Jackson scenes (18:11)? Best dancing animation I’ve seen in ages. Looks like the same animator they used with Michael Jackson and Alvin in an 80's version of Billie Jean. I’d love to find out who they are/see some of their other work.

Disagree. I thought the whole episode was hillarious. The joke about the fight was that you have a showdown between these two superpowerful beings, Rick and a literal God, and it’s just them punching each other.

There was quite a bit of gnostic and biblical allusions going on as well, but asburd and ridiculous and

If I’ve never confused you with Bill Paxton, then you, sir, are no Bill Pullman.

I don’t know why Carl Weathers isn’t constantly making movies. He’s a decent actor, likable, hasn’t aged and he’s in a bunch of movies I liked back in the day. Last time I saw him (besides this) was in Happy Gilmore.

Oh yeah. The sheer hatred Herbert fans have for the Lynch movie would be nothing compared to the thermonuclear levels of outrage the Jodorowsky movie would’ve inspired. (Not that it wouldn’t have been enjoyable for the batshit crazy factor.)

The only Rescue 911 remember managed to traumatize me. A girl had stuck her tongue into a glass soda bottle she was drinking out of and it created a vacuum and got stuck. Had to take her to the hospital, by which time it had turned blue/purple and they were worried it would die.  Scared to drink of out bottles for a

I used to look at people’s cd’s to see if they had Bon Jovi albums.  So I know how Fitzgerald felt.

“It is the year 2049. The world have seen so many things: the arrival of Coronavirus, the invasion beyond the stars, the rise and fall of a new civilization, the extinction of the stars. But the New Mutants movie is something no eyes have seen yet...”

I feel like She-Ra isn't afraid to let itself be kiddish. It's set on a world with magical princesses and a lot of bubblegum colors and it isn't apologetic about that. It's right around VLD levels for me.

Who bothers to check their own tweets for coherency? You just type some nonsense and let the cookies fall where they may.

the guy’s career was predicated on this death-exploitation, and near-death exploitation, and near death-explotation. The difference is, he died of coronavirus. So perhaps project that really gross feeling backwards in time, to every time you heard the name “Siegfried and Roy”.

And yeah, i’m not watching this either,

I wish more series would emulate the Channel Zero model of two shorter anthology series per year.