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Also, I’m pretty sure Daenerys was the one doing the subjugating in her FWB/NSA arrangement with Daario and Arya came onto Gendry, then laughed in his face when he proposed to her later.

I’ll be the first to admit the showrunners fucked some of the sex stuff from the books up in outstanding ways. Namely the scene where

They’ve intentionally left out information at these things in the past. During the 2020 investor meeting, it was generally accepted that some sort of Boba Fett series would be announced because it was an open secret that there was a Boba Fett series in production with some of the production crew swag leaking online.

I think True Blood holds the record. It’s funny to because everyone outside of the south thought they did fine but everyone in the south was like, “Every character is doing a different variation of a southern accent.”

I know Sookie’s brother was played by an Australian actor and his accent sounded more Appalachian

I’m going to personally draw a giant penis tower on every poster with a Sharpie. 

Also, doesn’t a magic Black woman tell him at one point, “Don’t do this specific shit.” And he does that specific shit, repeatedly.

There’s two different Bee Girls. The one in the video was Heather DeLoach, a child actor who was also doing television work like ER and The Nanny, while the one on the album cover (which came out before the video) was the sister of one of the members of Blind Melon.

I feel kind of bad for the album Bee Girl. Do you

Scorpions existed. Rhaenys I was killed during the first Dornish war when a bolt from a scorpion shot through the eye of her dragon Meraxes, piercing its brain.

However, it should be noted that that was a freak occurrence and the only known time a scorpion ever managed to take down a dragon. In all other instances, the

Is it a church crowd movie? It looked like it was parodying celebrity evangelical preachers and megachurches based on the trailers.

It seems like this happened a lot with horror films in the early 2000's. Studios would pay for them and just lock them away. The same thing happened with House of 1,000 Corpses and Cabin in the Woods. With House of 1,000 Corpses, I think the issue was that the original distributor was so spooked about getting NC-17

Architectural Digest did a spread of Stallone’s house around the late 80's - early 90's and it’s fascinating. Wonderfully tacky, lots of marble, gilded accents, columns, it looks like a casino. But then in one photo, you see this beautiful Francis Bacon from his series of Sphinx paintings from the 70's hanging on the

Trying to be as vague as possible here, but they not only announced Sauron’s casting, they released a still of him without the armor. So I don’t think it’s Sauron. The only way that would be conceivable is if Amazon Studios was issuing fake press releases to fake everyone out and I imagine publications wouldn’t take

I’m talking about the fact that anytime someone criticized this film, they were shot down with, “It’s true to the source material!” When it was never planned as an adaptation of the source material and they’ve just copy-and-pasted the Doug Bradley makeup onto Jamie Clayton.

And dude, I’m not basing my opinion on

This thing looks like a Syfy Original Movie and the fact that they’ve completely rehashed Bradly’s Pinhead look and Clayton isn’t playing a creature with gold bejeweled pins and an elaborate gridwork tattoo covering its head and tongue, seemingly allowed everyone in the writer’s room to design their own Cenobite like

Don’t go into this expecting a biopic. When Oates released the novel, she stressed the fact that it’s almost entirely a work of fiction that reimagines a lot of Monroe’s life and completely contradicts established facts in some cases. It’s a work of historical fiction like I, Claudius.

Nope. The distributor felt that the NC-17 rating the MPAA gave Larry Clark’s KIDS was unwarranted, so it was released the film without a rating opting instead to issue a note to theater owners that they should treat it as an adults only film. This limited its distribution but it was still able to make back 20x its

Okay, but that doesn’t change the fact that it’s ABC’s fifth highest rated show and one that does well with a coveted but (as you  pointed out) dwindling demographic.

It could be 22 minutes of paint drying in the Conner’s living room, as long as it breaks the top ten in the ratings, attracts a segment of that 18-49

It’s ABC’s fifth highest rated show and it gets a bigger share of the coveted 18-49 demographic than their third and fourth highest rated shows.

Or, and just hear me out, maybe certain pieces of media labelled “nerdy” have actually always been wildly popular with the general public? Maybe that’s why LotR has never fallen out of print and was adapted into one of the highest grossing film trilogies of all time, Star Wars was at one point the highest grossing

Also, the fact that HBO Max has made House of the Dragon easier to pirate than its predecessor. HBO was always weirdly cool about GoT being pirated (I always suspected it was because of the DVD and merchandise sales).

But they weren’t planning on trying to breach the gates. Daemon is sulking and pouting like a spurned child, he’s not actually declared rebellion and Otto was calling his bluff.

They were banking on Daemon coming to his senses and realizing that hurting Otto or any of the men accompanying him would turn Viserys (and