It is a damn shame that Cody Fern didn’t make a “dingo ate my baby” joke because that was absolutely the first thing I thought when he showed up

I’m just happy that in this nightmarish Hellscape that has become our lives, we at least get to experience the Golden Age of Molly Shannon.

It only had a $15 million budget and A24 apparently made that back just from licensing the international distribution rights. I don’t think it’s been released anywhere but the US and Canada yet and it’s already earned $12.7 million.
This decision probably has more to do with the Delta Variant exploding in recent…

Probably because they sold the movie as something else.

Doesn’t Bialik have a history of pushing anti-vax “dO yOuR oWn ReSeArCh” rhetoric?

It had a few The Conjuring/Insidious/Paranormal Activity/any other random PG-13 rated paranormal horror franchise from the last decade style jump scares and not very good ones, that’s hardly “delivering”.
The twist - which the entire story relies on - was completely nonsensical.
Was the doctor who told them they…

The voice actors have recorded all of their lines for the film, that doesn’t mean that the film itself is finished. Loren Bouchard said in January that the film was still in production.

Why did they license it? HBO Max is still fairly recent - CBS All Access predates it by at least a year - and they had to have known that they might want to put non-CBS Paramount/Viacom content onto the streaming service at some point even if it never changed over into Paramount Plus or whatever.

“He named his swollen toe ‘Madame’ and she talks with a French accent.”

Because he burnt the goodwill from The People vs O.J. Simpson when he starred in Fred Durst’s The Fanatic.

The press also pulled a lot of “OMG look at Brendan Frasier now!!!!!” sensationalist journalism when his weight gain was the direct result of several serious injuries (including a back injury that would require surgery later in life and hanging himself in a stunt gone wrong while filming The Mummy) catching up with him…

“Yes, I have lung cancer even though I’ve never smoked! The doctors are very optimistic as it is stage one and contained to my left lung.”

This is the stupidest take.
Disney opened their Florida theme park in July of last year at the peak of COVID. And they’re waiting a whole month after Black Widow’s release to start releasing films exclusively to theaters with Free Guy followed by Shang-Chi in September.  
Disney doesn’t give a shit about COVID and no…

But also... ScarJo is rich as fuck already (net worth: $165 million). The fact that she INSISTS to get ALL the millions she was promised... blargh. I hate it. I hate it so much. Is it justified? Who’s to say. But I don’t need to pick a side to know all of this makes me sick.

I wish the murders had been more festive. That sounds like I’m making a snarky joke but I’m not. The only one that really felt Christmas themed was wrapping the guy in lights and throwing him in the pool and even that one was kind of lazy.

It also features Cher. And not like a sample, Cher went into the studio and recorded material for the album.

The problem is there are plenty of “fans” (i.e. adults who were once children who begged their parents to buy Masters of the Universe toys) who like it. This isn’t an obscure franchise, stop trying to gatekeep something that at one point was the biggest in the country. If this were Silver Hawks or BraveStarr, you…

The Ninth Configuration and The Exorcist III, although they’re probably more stories set within the same universe featuring secondary characters from The Exorcist while exploring similar themes and the later had The Exorcist III slapped on it for marketing purposes.

I thought that Deadpool was an anachronism, a character that was so 90s that he would seem stale if brought back in his own film. After watching the first movie, I turned out to be right

They gave a negative review to “A Rickonvient Truth” which was one of those episodes “with a deeper underlying meaning”.
It’s not that the show’s being silly, it’s that the plots are all over the place.
Someone else tried to point out some specific episodes from the first season that have ridiculous premises, but…