Very, very few people are actually holding up Musk as an idol.

Is letting a genetic experiment - I refuse to call her a Clone on principle, that’s not how cloning works - who the Empire is searching tagalong with a family that already has a Clone they’re trying to keep under wraps reallythe best decision? Setting aside that they don’t know the theories about being Force sensitive…

Luke and Rey are not kids. They grew up isolated on backwater planets which makes them a bit sheltered/naïve but they’re explicitly adults. I mean, you didn’t list Leia as a child - no one would ever think of her as a child the way she stares down Vader and Tarkin or handles a blaster - but technically Luke is older…

I’m like 99% sure the intro in the premiere was just to set up the transition from the Clone Wars/Republic to the Rebellion/Galactic Empire.

In all fairness, while heterosexual, I think Showgirls and Basic Instict have given Verhoeven a queer cinema pass. Those films - especially in the 90's - were wildly popular with the LGBTQ community. I believe some theaters would even go as far as screening Bound and Showgirls as a Gina Gershon double feature. And…

... in Vegas! [Elizabeth Berkley hands]

While I’m only about 75% sure they know who the celebrities are beforehand, I’m 99.9% sure they’re told to make the most ridiculous guesses imaginable to keep up some kind of pretense of not knowing who these obvious celebrities are. So none of them think notoriously reclusive musician Bjork - who has had her…

Glycon be praised!

Also, the main reason Carrie gets shit on is kind of moot today. When it came out, critics and audiences alike guffawed at turning a horror novel/film into a Broadway musical. Flashforward 40-odd years later and literally anything can be turned into a Broadway musical from Beetlejuice to King Kong and no one bats an…

Hannah John-Kamen is going to be administrating polygraph tests to Flavor Flav’s would be suiters?

I mean, that was kind of just a thing about Toei collaborating with manga artists in the 70's. The manga was always a lot heavier than the show. The most famous is probably Devilman. The manga was just meant as a tie-in to the anime which was just a monster-of-the-week show with little to no serialization.

They were basically a part of TLC’s cavalcade of 21st Century sideshow entertainers and aired alongside shit like Honey Boo Boo*. I never watched it, but I remember reports around the time the story about him sexual assaulting his sisters and their friends broke that TLC really downplayed the religious angle. They…

To be fair, he looks like he’s at least 48.

Which Danny Boyle film is this from?

Yes. It’s because of the worldwide markets, particularly China. And before someone comes at me, China does have very strict rules about portrayals of homosexuality and gender nonconformity in film.
Yes, Farewell My Concubine is a Chinese film but it was promptly banned by the Chinese government and only begrudgingly…

She caught a lot of backlash (appropriately) but she’s literally the token of “she’s old and doesn’t get it”. I’m in my mid-40's and know I’m gonna say or do something stupid in, like, 20 years.

Excuse me, but were The Honeymooners friends with a magic powered alien who could grant wishes and neighbors with both cavemen version of The Addams Family and The Munsters while also crossing paths with prehistoric Dracula and Frankenstein (who shared a surname with The Munster cavemen but was apparently a completely…

There were two films in 1993 that acted as a pretty good finale to The Flintstones about Pebbles and Bam-Bam’s wedding and then the birth of their child, then there was a Christmas special that aired around the same time that retold A Christmas Carol where Pebbles and Bam-Bam are still babies.
After the original…

I think he’s cute. Like a little Steve Buscemi

What’s weird is, it looks like the author just skimmed the Deadline article because none of those actors were in the original Enchanted and are just now joining the project. Amy Adams, Idina Menzel, and James Marsden are the returning actors who play those characters. Here’s hoping Maya Rudolph gets to play the Disney…