“The nightmare.”
“The nerve.”

You guys, I think the joke is that he’ll never have to pay college tuition because his kids have stayed the same age for the past 33 years.

I feel like that’s not the case with Favreau and Filoni, it sounds like - based on how they described the various post-RotJ shows as interconnected and seemed to imply they’ll culminate in a theatrical film - that they have some sort of roadmap in place. 

I’m assuming because witches with feline familiars is so common that they maybe just wanted to try something different? And that he’s named Senor Scratchy because they have no plans to introduce Agatha’s son, so it’s a neat homage to the comics.

That’s bullshit. Makeup artists are, at the very least, given an outline by production and the script supervisor and/or their team are on hand to make sure that everything matches with what the production or director wants and follows continuity. The makeup artist going rogue and just doing their own thing without any…

Taste is subjective, a lot of viewers find those last seasons of Game of Thrones bad and pacing (which you mention) is often cited as the reason. The first season had characters spending episodes traveling from Point A to Point B but when those final seasons came along, fans joked that GoT characters had gained enough…

Lola was - to the best of my memory because I only saw it once or twice as a kid (hot take: Space Jam is a bad movie) a blank slate in the film. There was nothing there other then she’s a “sexy” rabbit who’s good at basketball. But we’ve had a Lola that’s completely fleshed out as a character for a couple of years now…

It doesn’t even look like a real beard. It looks like he’s going to do a SpongeBob gag at any moment and just rip a fake beard off.

This all came about because someone on Reddit used two legitimate spoilers to sell this entire narrative (which read like fan fiction) that all this crazy stuff was going to happen. The big one being WandaVision introduces X-Men to the MCU. So people were so invested in expecting some kind of setup for future MCU…

Honestly? It sounds like the Pose team got to tell the story they set out to tell and have decided not to drag it out, which is great. Better to end on a high note than have fans begging the creators to put it out of its misery and end the series with Elektra running away to become the world’s best dressed lumberjack…

I told people at the start when they were comparing it to David Lynch and Twin Peaks - of all things - that Marvel is never going to go that hard with the weirdness. Everything would be explained and wrapped up in a nice package. Because MCU films are expected to conform to the other entries. It’s why Ant-Man lost…

Gay methhead! It’s subtle but there’s a difference.

They can call it what they want, that’s a minotaur. Going back centuries - to artists like Doré and Giovanni Lafranco - ogres have been depicted as large, gluttonous humans. Some might have features that are a bit bestial or skin that’s an unnatural tone, but I’ve never seen one depicted with the features of a bull.
Tha…

My comment was mostly a joke but... I guess technically Einstürzende Neubauten’s was released on a label but I doubt whichever label it was (because they’ve been signed to several through the years and the most mainstream was the British label MUTE that released groups like Depeche Mode and that was 30-some years ago)…

There should be a “than” between “worse” and “Einstürzende Neubauten”.

How does Danny Elfman’s minotaur in a tracksuit manage to look worse Einstürzende Neubauten’s minotaur in a tracksuit, when the former has Hollywood connections and the later was made 20 years ago?

I mean what do you want, for her to just ignore that her dogs were still missing after Fischer was confirmed to be recovering?

It reads like that Grogu is a one-off that’s going up for auction. Also, how did those Grady Twins dolls fly under the radar? I like them but it’s such a weird collaboration for Mattel, even if it’s something for the adult market. I mean, it’s fashion dolls based on murdered children. It’s like the Nendoroid Alex…

Starling claims orange soda and ramen noodles belong to “the palate of an 8-year-old.” Do kids love plain ramen noodles? Is this a thing I was unaware of?

I think it’s a little bit like Grogu where it’s so out there at this point, that you’d have to have been offline for a week not to know about it. It’s kind of funny because up until last episode, everyone was complaining endlessly about the credits. Now the thing they can’t shut up about is a credits segment...…