When she was staying in Trump Tower during the early days of the Trump Presidency and Trump would have to fly back and forth on weekends to give the illusion that he gave a shit about his kid, there are rumors “Baron has to finish the school year” was just a cover for Melania refusing to join him at the White House…

He HAS to consume living creatures in order to properly grow. I’ve been mentally comparing the baby to Renfield - Baby Yoda is literally consuming Life Force. I fully expect this theory to be proven wrong at some point, but for now, that’s my head-canon.

There’s an old B-movie called Death Bed: The Bed That Eats! I was hoping this was a pornographic parody Bedgasm: The Bed That Gets Off!.

Some of them are equally confusing though. Like “smoking”? Does it mean smoking as in hot or smoking as in literally smoking and it’s like a fetish thing?

Yeah. There’s no way the Child is going anywhere. After decades of complaining about cutesy/comedic characters designed solely to sell toys, the Child has us all wrapped around his little bitty finger.

but that still doesn’t excuse how shitty it is that the show tells us the survival of this species (or was it just that family, I wasn’t 100% clear on that)

Exactly. I remember seeing Neil Jordan and Angela Carter’s A Company of Wolves as a kid on HBO and thinking my step-cousin’s boyfriend was a werewolf because he had a unibrow. Kids are kind of stupid and believe things.

Really? The opening and final segment were okay, but I didn’t even think it was bad (standards for bad being that Treehouse of Horrors where there’s a whole segment about Homer farting) it was just boring. And “Into the Homerverse” had a lot of potential but it was just a rehash of “Send in the Clones”.

I personally, like the fact that the Mando has clearly spent so much time among the Tusken Raiders. It adds some interesting depth.

Because Matt Bevin was so hated. He went after groups like teachers and rescue workers (even going as far as implying kids were being sexually abused because teachers went on strike for a day). A lot of Republicans held their nose and voted for Beshear, but Republicans won ever single state-wide race outside of…

McConnell was always going to win reelection. McGrath was a poor candidate whose campaign message boiled down to “I’m a mom and a fighter pilot” and promising to be Diet Republican, while her opponent just recycled ads from her failed Senate run catching her promisng to be the most liberal candidate in KY. Democrats…

Dan Mintz wears his barrette on the right and Bob Mintz wears his on the left.

Turns out it’s Cobb Vanth, a classic Old West lawman type who first appeared in the 2015 (so, post-Disney, i.e. in-canon) novel Aftermath.

The Oscars are, traditionally, held in late February. Right now there are two scenarios: 1.) Trump wins (God help us if that happens) and continues doing jack-shit; 2.) Trump loses, is a lame duck, and either continues doing jack-shit or actively goes out of his way to make things worse just for spite. In the later…

Why didn’t they just take Mos Pelgo and push it somewhere else?

Big budget movies have tons of scenes where the actors face is put on a different body (or cg body) and nobody even realizes it.

This is one of those films where you watch it and think, “How they wind up doing this? They were doing big projects a year earlier, what happened that they had to slum it in The Worst Witch?”
Seriously, it’s not just the actors. Case in point, do you know who wrote “Anything Can Happen on Halloween”? Don Black who…

Flesh Gordon III: The Search for Cock isn’t that great. It’s better than Doctor Screw VII: The Orgy of the Daldicks but it doesn’t hold a candle to Fuck Rogers in 69th Sintury. And don’t get me started on those “improvements” you made for the 25th Anniversary.

Also, let’s be honest. I know some people wore Freddy on their t-shirts and stuff as kids and don’t want to hear it but, even though Craven changed it to “child killer” (which was viewed better by the studio somehow) it’s still strongly hinted in the original that he molested children.

They’re streamlining the process. The goal is to be able to get a pitch, approve the show, then immediately cancel it before the creators even shake their hands.