A police spokesman told the Dallas Morning News that they didn’t believe Ahmed was building the clock out of pure curiosity. “We have no information that he claimed it was a bomb,” he said. “He kept maintaining it was a clock, but there was no broader explanation.”

They handcuffed him, for fuck’s sake. He wasn’t under arrest, yet they handcuffed him.

Yes they are. That theory about withelding meat from women is bollocks.

Nah, that one was already taken by this twit. The Huck signal is actually the silhouette of Kim Davis waving a sword of fire astride a crying eagle with broken chains on its talons.

The main thing that bothered me about that story is that the customer’s terribleness was one of the tamer ones in the collection of stories for this week, but the response was one of the more vicious.

Let's assume that she really didn't mean 200 degrees, and I'll be generous and assume you're all not sociopaths...because anyone who has worked with food knows that being burned hurts and causes permanent damage...damn, rudeness does not equal physical harm. For the last time, the customer was rude, but let's not play…

His great grandfather was former MLB infielder Sparky Adams. Led the senior circuit in doubles in 1931 and sported a career WAR of 15.9.

Wait a second....how the fuck is it ANYONE’s business what someone does with their sick days? It’s a benefit that the companies are providing, not an “economic loss”.

This is not okay. It illustrates just how little our judicial system gives a fuck about rehabilitation when they are willing to do this to fucking children.

Apologies if this is uncool, but two writers for another, often-linked-on-Kotaku gaming news site played around with the console commands and found out what playing as a baby looks like with the death cam, it’s horrific (NFSW, language).

I would love to give that a go, I just wish the walking was more natural. It looks as though it would be like pushing a large box around all the time...

While this is great news - can we skip to at least X-wing V Tie Fighter or Alliance? The latter had the best graphics and actual music (not that midi-John Williams isn't lovely).

Mercator himself didn't even use it for general use.

16 mins to fall asleep? Yeah right.