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I got a “Susanna Hoffs’ Butt” alert. What’s up?

@avclub-bd639b876c6a37363c08ea18cbcfe0c4:disqus Agreed. The live action stuff in particular fell flat.

Every generation needs one.

IT’S PERFECTLY APPROPRIATE

The first paragraph has the makings of a better movie than the second.

It’s the Law and Order of supernatural thrillers?

DAMMIT

But how many cups? HOW MANY CUPS?

Now do me! How much did I make?

I’m waiting for @HipsterDBag:disqus ’s take on this.

It’s the only way to be sure.

@avclub-f1402e9c7903871f821a3065c77dc691:disqus I FAP WHENEVER I LOOK AT RATINGS

“Too?” What else has he been raping?

“Next question, for $200: You talkin’ to me?”

GET OFF MY DICK

So… now a movie?

People with smartphones don’t watch TV.

Well, my pool was getting pretty dirty.

Awww…     : (

Thanks… that’ll be a great time-saver!