PHRASING

You have to make a pledge to Aykroyd’s Kickstarter project.

LOSE WEIGHT NOW ASK ME HOW

It’s Tumblrs all the way down!

Raise your hand if you’re Sure.™

Please refrain from tasting the knob.

I never saw the first teaser trailer embedded in the article that was supposed to have been so disappointing, but I liked it far better than any of the promos I’ve seen on TV.

I’d accept a gallon-size Coke Zero featuring that message writ large upon it!

How much lit could a cute chick crit, if a cute chick could crit lit?

The two Viking probes never returned!

The report of my explosive decompression was an exaggeration, over.

All I got from that was “mostly bland.”

Liked for text formatting.

AND WHY THE FUCK NOT

+49.5 points to both of you.

Any planet’s atmosphere’ll do.

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Whideah is bettah.

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