Nobody knows…

I mean… what are we to believe, that these are some sort of  magic scrubs or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder!

In second grade we were learning cursive. The lesson plan was to be taught a couple letters a day and then come up with words to write that used them.

AND I’VE BEEN EATING INORGANIC WAX FRUIT LIKE AN IDIOT

Ease off on the choke if you don’t want to end up taking this tree down with an axe.

We’re talking about Titanic, right?

It’s morning in Jay-Z’s America.

Damn, hell, ass bitch!

HOW CAN I GET 50% OFF A NYT DIGITAL SUBSCRIPTION AT A SPECIAL COLLEGE RATE?!

…or one state over in Dyckesville.

LOUD-DER AND PUN-NIE-ER

The man’s dedicated, I’ll give him that.

…not right now.

But 9/11 happened seven years before The Happening.

Ha! I was thinking the same thing.

Giving Kurt the “’cause he sounds like a drag” line? Sorry, that’s not where I thought that was going*.

Culminating with Will marrying Rachel and Emma winding up with… oh, let’s say Moe.

I kept waiting for her to freak out from the pool water he was dripping on her, and then to say “no.”

I’ve never seen Grease, so I assume the faded, crappy quality of Mercedes’ video overlay at the end of the song was some kind of callback to the original?

Ɣ Ɣ hey.