Safari can’t open the page “http://SeekCasual*com” because the page’s address isn’t valid.

Ties aren’t available until FIFTY SIX DAYS after their release? Fuck that noise.

Wait, we’re not finished: The Hammer Toes, Tess Wildebeest, The Port Flange, We Make Sounds Not Cheetos, Zipperhuffer, Farm Lesser, Fever Blister, Sean Connery’s Wiry Toupee, Bent Morals, The Numb Extremes, See Food Diet, Bodoni Bold, Hey Hey Say Hey, Moss, F’nurrrt, Joe Joseph, Heart to Handle, Crockpot, Lighter…

I was just making note of that earlier today.

Buy the book and discover a variety of other pop culture touchstones to avoid.

WHAT?!

SPOILERS, FFS

The only problem with the article photo is that it DOESN’T GO FAR ENOUGH.

You don’t have to be a fox to know watching the show won’t give you cancer, man.

A line from AV Club’s Event Horizon review has always stuck with me:

Oh, I’d say that’s a given at this point. Go ahead and start in.   : )

If someone doesn’t welcome someone else to The Rock tonight, I will be sorely disappointed.

*donates money to a punk animal charity*

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…aaaaand that’s when it gets cancelled.

…and the Pöpli kids most of all.

But they’re in a fraternity, so I can see the confusion.

Yvan eht Nioj!

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