Bob Greenblatt’s Green Bathysphere Blog.

Cosby’s sweaters soothed a troubled nation.

Many VanDerWerffs died to bring us this information…

Your fault for putting him in that box.

Here comes a breeze…!

Turn in your dogcow.

“Eliminated.”   :: snort ::

BRING BACK SHERIFF LOBO

Will one have a foul-mouthed sister with boundary issues?

Ok, let’s do this thing.

I can and have watched Storage Wars for hours. HOURS. I watch no other reality TV. It’s weirdly compelling.

The first “Bosses Boogaloo” gets my boot firmly up their ass.

It’s actually a colander.

“ROBOT HOUUUUUSE!”

…or in a brand-new submarine, which is how I initially read it, and now choose to believe.

I hear the chimes of the Fudgesicle truck!

It’s like a Realtor,® in that the person is licensed to show and sell skeletons.

WHY NOT
INVENT THE
LIGHTBULB?

Tropicana OJ!

Does the coroner aver?