Ok, fine. The full version as broadcast was better. The edited version seemed to highlight the odd runs and shaky start to the Big Finish Key Change.

The 13 year-old Muppet baby Rachel Crow and 42 year-old single mom Stacy Francis were featured in an extended preview package that ran during the commercial break of some show last week.

Double pits to chesty!

He’s not fit to carry Mr. Glass of Coke’s piss!

“Are Your Children Old Enough to Learn the Truth About Sting?”

I like the way she says “ham.”

Get your ass to Mars!

In that you don’t know whether you’re getting some until you open the box and look inside.

Some people just want a quiet evening in.

I ended up watching at least five of those in a row when A&E ran them in a block. Oddly compelling.

Smarch.

I’m going as one of those Judgement Day billboards from last spring. My Halloween costume is always billboard-based.

♫ LIKE A ROCK ♫

Mario Lopez… hit or not?*

We all know that the Newswire for Whitney’s cancellation is on deck.

So, how many stories will play off of "it's the end of the band as we know it?"

Take a break, you’ve been on this shift too long.

I’ll remember that.

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I am a 25 year-old powerlifter.