A leather jacket is an article of clothing made from an animal's hide, often cattle.

Easier than buying a new house: stop buying Fudgesicles.

But what percentages of each? To two decimal places, please.

This is the best review written for anything ever. Kudos.

Mario Lopez is a gentle old soul, and a gentle old soul is he.

They could feature four, maybe five groups of people in each thirty-minute episode!

Then they get to go on H8R.

LEAVE YEARDLEY ALONE

I recreated mixtapes I used to keep in my car as playlists on my iPod. I don’t listen to them.

I had a Casio KX-101 boombox (boombox plus keyboard!) that would do that. You could even pre-program a playback order with a number pad.

I agree. When Jeremy Talent left Hacks in 2003, their subsequent albums were shit.

Aw, man… I've been buying blank cassettes like a sap!

Yeah, but have you heard Those Guys on cassette? Transcendent.

Some manner of poultry?

MIDI or GTFO

McPussy with fries.

“10108!”
“02134!”
“Pennsylvania 6-5000!”

YOU’RE FIRED.

Your movie didn’t make a whole lot of sense to me.

Your nuts.