Oh, snap!

Let's go buy Subarus!

Preschoolers ❤ Netflix.

“What is the writing process behind The Human Centipede II?”

The More You Know!™

You and what army?

Dante's Peak is a national treasure and deserving of the AMC title.

YOU KNOW IT

No one thinks lesser of you for having Dutch friends.

“Oh, they got this all screwed up…”

Matt Pond PA does an excellent cover.

This is what not sending thank-you cards to celebrities gets you.

…wearing frothy feminine suits.

Perot! How goes it?

Everything from Tails to Camp Lisa?

But their core demo is deathly afraid of both telephones and the internet.

I can dig it.

It's chipmunks.

Needs more “O”s.

The other 53,065,299,754,200 Sephiroths like it just fine.