Call me an unfeeling weasel, but this to me in the epitome of First World narcissism.

Get out.

Leave it to Conan to get this one right.

Our four year old plays Minecraft with his older sister. His favorite activities are using lava to start forest fires and shooting livestock in the face with a bow and arrow.

But what about tolerating other cultures, and all that nonsense?

as much as it pains me to say this: Johnson's right. this woman spends way too much time taking people - other women, specifically - to task for failing to live up to moral standards which she herself cannot uphold. if her online persona wasn't so relentlessly moralistic, Johnson wouldn't have even bothered with this.…

Cunt shunt.

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As someone who watches this show, I'll tell you straight up: it is terrible TV. Terrible.

Based on my experience, I figured their business model was surreptitiously changing the default search engine on my browser.

We all miss Maury Compson on here, but he is still doing the lord's work:

Thanks, people with Photoshop.

Oooh, he's gonna sue!

I love this guy's email. He covers all the bases:

Did Chuck Johnson really shit on the floor in college?

Influenza virus is remarkable for its high rate of mutation.

"and trade negotiations" killed me

I always kind of figured that Ernie and Bert were brothers. Half-brothers; they have two different dads because their mom is of loose morals (it also explains why they look so different). They seem to live alone because Mom is always out of the house, at bars and stuff. Bert sort of displays the classic older…

Wow. What a one-sided article. The vote spam is actually about ethics in games journalism.