actually it's about ethics in green coffee extract

"Sony, all your testicles are belong to us."

Based on my experience, I figured their business model was surreptitiously changing the default search engine on my browser.

This is the entire point of terrorism and it's working. They make a threat, we change our behaviors in response to the threat, then they make more threats in the future. We're doing exactly what they intended.

Mecha-Streisand vs. Leonard Maltin, Sidney Poitier and Robert Smith from The Cure. Epic.

It's got everything! Action, adventure, romance, necrophilia! It wrapped up the '80s like no other movie could.

And it still holds up today. Who doesn't get a silly grin and burst out singing "Twist and Shout" when the parade scene comes on?

We're done here...

Real Genius:

Simple:

Just goes without saying...

We all miss Maury Compson on here, but he is still doing the lord's work:

Watchmen: "I did it 35 minutes ago."

Because corporations are not people and do not have feelings so they cannot be ashamed or embarrassed or mortified by having their naughty bits exposed for random strangers on the Internet to gawk at.

Thanks, people with Photoshop.

Oooh, he's gonna sue!

I love this guy's email. He covers all the bases:

Did Chuck Johnson really shit on the floor in college?