Thank you! I got you this in return.

What a happy group of all-white educators.

the educators in Staten Island and Queens

"New York's Brightest Support New York's Finest"

Don't hate the panda. Hate the game.

Hey Jezebel/Gawker any chance you could post an article about Rudy Guiliani's daughter being arrested over the weekend for stealing from Sephora? A few interesting distinctions between black and white here. A quick rundown.

Doesn't matter... Junior is probably on some German porn site watching a woman take a dump on a guy's face.

I keep thinking that the extreme portrayal of dog owners in Moore's article are really caricatures, but then I read some of the posts and think, "nope. on target."

In Russia- dick punches you.

Yeah, it makes his face look dirty. Just shave.

Well, in Soviet Russia, Big Mac eats you! So, they might have some legitimate public safety concerns here...

She's fucking someone else, bro.

Too bad the movie is going to be terrible regardless.

An interesting legal aside is that if the father and daughter do manage to get recognized as legitimate monarchs of a territory with legal status they might be unintentionally renouncing their US citizenship.

But prions are organic!

Well, at least they're doing things together as a family.

This is obviously the result of disordered eating and not any attempt at a real "diet." I know everyone seems to think that fruit = automatically healthy, but she's literally just eating straight sugar all day (and mainly fructose, at that). Her pancreas and liver (fructose can only be metabolized in the liver) are…

usually eating meals consisting of a huge amount of a single fruit, such as two entire pinapples, five mangoes, two litres of orange juice, 1.4kg of apricots, or 20 bananas.

Between this, and the Sex Selfies, all I can gather is that: