I always imagine him as more of a puckered anus.

I would think that, if this really were conducted by some randos looking to make money (as opposed to a foreign intelligence service), this is the kind of thing that might lead to a “black helicopters in the night” response.

So are we supposed to pretend that a shitty movie isn’t shitty because that gives some folks teh sadz?

I’m sure Hooli [xyz] will pick him up.

Some things that we use blood tests for have too much variability within the body for such a small blood sample to ever give a reliable reading. You need the larger volumes because you need things to average out.

Oh, I think there’s worse laziness than that. Both Bloodraven and Euron are supposed to be missing an eye. Would it really have been that difficult for costume & makeup to come up with an eyepatch?

Were you high when you wrote this?

That’s the movie where Juno rapes Dwight.

Bet the GOP honchos wish they had super delegates right about now.

Wait, she’s playing a boy? What?

Close Combat was a favorite of mine.

What about Doc & Mharti?

Doesn’t he look like he rode the short bus?

Wait a minute. These aren’t the fucking nuclear codes. On what basis are they redacting the emails?

Here’s hoping it’s discovered that the stuff is made in a sweatshop by third world orphans, and it’s loaded with carcinogens.

Somebody tell George to go lick Jar Jar’s taint.

Instructor in a higher ed STEM discipline here. Forget these buzzword acronyms. When are you going to consistently send us students who can do high school algebra properly, not to mention write a coherent essay?

Does that mean she’s going to start speaking with an Egyptian accent?

Who would have thought so many Gizmodo readers were Trumptards?