I will straight out and bet one of my testicles that no, there is no logical, coherent explanation for any of this, other than, possibly, “mental illness.”

It’s just that it’s completely fucking weird.

Oh please, she probably taught while she was a graduate student at Yale. She’s not tenure track there.

MASSIVE GUNT

GUNT

Another good reason to axe the police unions.

Be careful or Charles C Johnson will threaten to sue you! Or poop on your floor. One or the other. Maybe both?

How dumb is Emma Stone’s agent that he’d recommend this part?

I’m disappointed they’re not blaming this on an zionist/yankee imperialist conspiracy. I guess that will come in time.

I thought her article was ridiculous, but how on earth do you students think the appropriate response is to see that she is somehow punished vis a vis title IX?

Just doing by Sunday afternoon trolling. But I definitely remember a certain gang of moral relativists posting some inanity on a previous article.

Seems like it wasn’t too long ago that some, but not all, Jezebel were defending the decisions of western women and girls becoming ISIS brides as “their choice.” Wonder if that's still the case.

People have their priorities wrong. They should be upset because this movie will undoubtedly be terrible, regardless of casting.

Enough with the fucking therapy animals. Unlike service animals (i.e., seeing eye dogs), therapy pets are not required to undergo ANY training at all.

Of course they can be in girl scouts. Don’t you folks get that it’s all a giant scam to sell those fucking cookies? FOLLOW THE MONEY PEOPLE!

Unpopular opinion: While I applaud her protest, I’m not sure I see how carrying a mattress around counts as a senior class project.

Regardless of how the rape scene made you feel, one thing that I’m kind of sick of is the demand for ideological purity in all things. There, I said it.

It would help if you stopped calling yourselves “gamers.”

But when are they going to finish whatever they were doing to that face?

Is she this cycle’s version of Steve Forbes (i.e., rich person who thinks by virtue of wealthy, they’d make the best president)?