Also, the moment you openly you use the words "furkids" or "furbabies" to refer to your pets, everyone zones out and imagines you dying alone.

Nancy Grace is going to be all over this.

We need to go back to a time when the only thing you needed for a selfie was a box of tissues.

Can we finally agree that Twitter is stupid and best avoided?

Puberty's tough

$1800 for a well made men's business suit isn't so outrageous. Baseline men's suits at Brooks Brothers run over $1k. Though I appreciate the customer's desire to have the equivalent of a "Men's Warehouse" store accommodating her size.

That's the smile of a man who collects severed doll heads.

Oh please. Russians are not exactly an oppressed minority or otherwise protected class.

After this affair, I kind of have a hard time picturing her becoming a captain of industry.

She probably had no meaningful assets, so it would have been a waste of money.

Does a Son of Sam law apply? This prevents people convicted of crimes from profiting on their notoriety, and distinguishes it from the NCAA case.

Would it have been more acceptable if post had been titled "mediocre?" That's what she is. She's a mediocre middle class white person. Nothing has come out to indicate she's some hidden gem that UT missed out on by not admitting. She also went to LSU, which is a perfectly good university.

28 and never been laid? I feel bad for your first.

I'm going to come out and say it, Kim's work is less savory than the other women Erin mentioned in the post, and I judge her for that. I'm not saying she isn't entitled to make money as a reality TV star, but I do wonder about how "hard" that work is, in the same way that I look askance when people say modeling is…

Is it time to break out the guillotine?

"Selfies her stroke" - hehehe

What's with the people in the comments defending this guy? You do realize he could "disappear" tomorrow, and the human race would be better off, right?

I'm disappointed you didn't bait them.

If only these stories culminated as Darwin Awards, or at least, sterilization.

Where was the fabled good guy with the guy?