That's the smile of a man who collects severed doll heads.

Oh please. Russians are not exactly an oppressed minority or otherwise protected class.

After this affair, I kind of have a hard time picturing her becoming a captain of industry.

She probably had no meaningful assets, so it would have been a waste of money.

Does a Son of Sam law apply? This prevents people convicted of crimes from profiting on their notoriety, and distinguishes it from the NCAA case.

Would it have been more acceptable if post had been titled "mediocre?" That's what she is. She's a mediocre middle class white person. Nothing has come out to indicate she's some hidden gem that UT missed out on by not admitting. She also went to LSU, which is a perfectly good university.

28 and never been laid? I feel bad for your first.

I'm going to come out and say it, Kim's work is less savory than the other women Erin mentioned in the post, and I judge her for that. I'm not saying she isn't entitled to make money as a reality TV star, but I do wonder about how "hard" that work is, in the same way that I look askance when people say modeling is…

Is it time to break out the guillotine?

"Selfies her stroke" - hehehe

What's with the people in the comments defending this guy? You do realize he could "disappear" tomorrow, and the human race would be better off, right?

I'm disappointed you didn't bait them.

If only these stories culminated as Darwin Awards, or at least, sterilization.

Where was the fabled good guy with the guy?

Yup, North is going to have a tough time with his mixed African American/Hobbit heritage.

Wait, I thought Tinder was Grindr for straights. It's not?

I look forward to hearing about how this is all just a "drinking" problem and he's going into rehab.

And you continue to operate under the assumption that there is sufficient competition in retail banking that the people discussed in this story will easily be able to find services elsewhere. Likely, they will. But given the level of consolidation in the industry and the size of Chase, I am troubled by the lack of…

And they're all living on the margins, subject to ridiculous check cashing and bill pay fees. But in your Randian fantasy, it's perfectly cool to foist that on more people. Because god forbid we should oppress the banks. They might "Go Galt" or some bullshit.

A trite and wholly unrealistic suggestion.