Feckless Garland: “I don’t know of any other university that would’ve get rid of a pretty good football coach for this”

Funny, I live with all girls and I’m the ONLY one that has ever deep cleaned the bathroom. Or the kitchen. Or the living room...I guess everything really.

Do you punch yourself while looking in the mirror because you can’t stand looking at your disgusting face? Next time please wear some brass knuckles, please.

I tried to finish the article but then realized this is trying to make a big deal about an unfunny racist asshole nobody that does cam shows

I’m under the impression that a healing factor restores the body to its natural form when the factor is activated. Otherwise the healing factor would just kill the mutant, or cause it to grow exponentially to ruin or running out of macromolecules. In either case this is a dumbass discussion

Some, and I mean SOME, i.e. the chargers all white color rush uniforms are very nice, unfortunately the rest are overwhelmingly shitty.

HAHA ITS FUNNY BECAUSE SOUTHERNERS ARE BUCK TOOTHED MORONS

I want to see a birth certificate, no American can be this good at such a sissy sport.

I can’t wait to see Eli overthrow Marshall, OBJ AND Shepard next season

Hold up, lebron has been the MVP for years? So explain how steph wins back to back and unanimously the second time around? Seriously dude get a grip. Lebron is A MVP, but not THE mvp

I love deadspin and I get that you guys need ad revenue but for the love of god please write a better sponsored article than that shitty xpeke one or just show me a damn ad instead, I’m sick of seeing it.

You’re right discussing and debating immigration is a good thing and has been happening. EOs deemed unconstitutional by a federal judge however are definitely not. Idiot.

Does the avalanche of responses demonstrating how fucking stupid you are, make you feel fucking stupid? Or are you so fucking stupid that you can’t comprehend your own ducking stupidity?

Thank god, the last thing my brokeass home land needed was to sink billions into the olympics

Go fuck yourself, look at the bullshit foul weak ass wade got on a layup from cousins breathing on him.

Fuck them, they were on the other side of this shit with the Kings before and nobody made a fuss then.

Interestingly enough I was partially right according to recent reports, he does have an alcohol problem. Toot toot, that’s me tooting my horn.

The article doesn’t say, perhaps because no one knows, but is there a reason for Oakley to be a special interest like this for the security staff? Is he a raging alcoholic that tries to run on the court to show the youngins how to play real ball?

I won’t pretend to know about Phil Jackson intimately but at any rate I’d think it’s fair to say that it’s a lot easier to be a zen master when you have 2-3 of the most dominant players for their respective eras on your team.

Trumps tweet: “Chef curry is the biggest loser I have ever seen, I’ve never even heard of his cooking but it’s probably just the worst.”