Your mom, actually.

TL;DR

lol

Guess not.

Are you an atheist?

I love you.

*God

That's not very Christian of you.

Whatever bro.

Entitled an apology by someone who's not even responsible? That makes no sense.

I kind of find it sad that you'd feel guilty simply because of your race.

The White Guilt is strong in this one.

I'll consider having one at some point in my life. :)

You're probably right. I've never owned a pet. But it sounds fun to have company at all times, and take a break from humans.

Everyone can be a bro, bro.

Oh, ok then. :)

Thanks... I think?

I don't own pets of any species. I just said something unnecessary and irrelevant to the article. Sorry about that.

Soooo is there something wrong with a 14 cm dick???

Sorry.