Spend every day teaching our kids not to be assholes, while Trump shows them that being an asshole is a winning strategy.

Logan’s dog requests political asylum.

...at recess, where Logan reportedly likes to practice speeches about Trump.

Does the dog have GoFundMe account?

I drank a shit ton of wine last night and I managed not to rape anyone.

I’m just glad we can finally focus on the real victim, his dad’s stash of pretzels.

20 minutes out of a life is actually a really long time to violate someone when you consider that you can kill in seconds. Time isn’t indicative of harm.

Is it acceptable to say, “YAAASSSS QUEEN!” in response to this?

He’s not the only one; he’s just the most famous (infamous?)

Predictably, Trump tweeted about the speech, using his nickname for Clinton, “Crooked Hillary Clinton,”

Fuck off with that “vengeance isn’t the answer”... Has something like this happened to your family?

I don’t think there’s a prosecutor in the country that would bring charges unless he actually managed to seriously main/kill the guy. Probably just escorted out by police and kept under watch until he calmed down.

I don’t think I’ve ever heard of this before. It speaks volumes.

I’ll contribute to this soon. Very soon.

Hurp de durp

I can see the basis for complaint. Women didn’t even exist until the 1960s, so it’s really a disservice to cover them at all. It is a history podcast, after all, and history was written by us white men.

When we exist it’s just TOO MUCH.

“A suicide pact?” Was she supposed to rise from the dead and stab him after he stabbed her? Is he saying she stabbed herself and he couldn’t go through with stabbing himself? Well, at least this dumbass should be easy enough to get on death row.