I am very concerned about the wage gap which clearly exists between me and Jennifer Lawrence.

We would all like to see that again.

I feel like the show doesn’t know what to do with Dorian. He was better as vain and decadent immortal - once he started openly murdering, he became more one-note. I wonder if Sybil Vane will show up as a woman of the streets (not a suicide) and her story will turn Lily and army against him.

Yes, we need more Lyle! He is always a delight.

Billie Piper’s monologue from the end of the last season when she fully reveals who she is to Mr. Clare was one of my favorite moments of television ever. Piper is astonishing. I think she should get rid of Dorian. Reeve Carney is beautiful but next to her he just seems diminutive and useless.

ooh goody, I have a date to get drunk and binge-watch season 1 and 2 with a girlfriend this weekend.

I’m on Team Megyn because of her pronouncements that Santa and Jesus are real actual factual white men and that that is fact.

Well, can’t wait for this one guy to be used as “proof” that the entire movement is irredeemably awful and needs to be shut down. That’s going to be tons of fun on Twitter and Facebook.

I love how everyone can hear 2.2 notes and come up with an entire song in .67 seconds.

I want to create a Empire supercut of every time somebody plays a track or plays like three notes on a keyboard and someone else goes “Yeah, I like that. That’s dope.” It happens in EVERY SINGLE EPISODE. I love it.

We get what we deserve. Holy fucking GOD, did we kill nuns in a previous life?

Ok. So don’t vote for Bill Clinton.

It’s the same thing with trump. Idk how a guy whose face looks like 100 miles of irradiated rough country road can judge ANYONE.

Ladies, don’t you wish Trump wanted to fuck you?

Like I give two shits.

MY CHILDHOOD THAT ENDED ALMOST 20 YEARS AGO IS RUINED. TOO MANY VAGINAS.

My rage-o-meter is in the negatives on this one guys. This is a dumb take.

Separate wings of the house, preferably.

Team Michael all the way.

Michael does not have a general lack of oompf. I would say despite his anger issues, he is an adult (as much as one can be in a telenovela). In the choice between Rafael and Michael, Michael wins. Rafael is the spoiled playboy that just recently learned to not always put his happiness before others, Michael almost…