I am very concerned about the wage gap which clearly exists between me and Jennifer Lawrence.

Is it wrong to say that the State Farm commercials are funnier than this show?

Before anyone complains about how this new Ghostbusters will ruin their childhoods, I’m a child of the 80s: I lived through Ghostbusters 2, so you are 30 years too late to jump aboard that train.

LoT was better than this season of Arrow, which is making me regret having eyes to watch it with.

Gustin is up there with Reeves Superman and Keatons Batman for me. He just IS Barry in my mind.

Holy shit holy shit holy shit I’ve been saying for years I want the first shot of Dark Tower to be the horn on his belt signifying that the movie is the next cycle and not a pure adaptation and HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT THE HORN GUYS! THE HORN!

We would all like to see that again.

I feel like the show doesn’t know what to do with Dorian. He was better as vain and decadent immortal - once he started openly murdering, he became more one-note. I wonder if Sybil Vane will show up as a woman of the streets (not a suicide) and her story will turn Lily and army against him.

Yes, we need more Lyle! He is always a delight.

Billie Piper’s monologue from the end of the last season when she fully reveals who she is to Mr. Clare was one of my favorite moments of television ever. Piper is astonishing. I think she should get rid of Dorian. Reeve Carney is beautiful but next to her he just seems diminutive and useless.

ooh goody, I have a date to get drunk and binge-watch season 1 and 2 with a girlfriend this weekend.

I’m on Team Megyn because of her pronouncements that Santa and Jesus are real actual factual white men and that that is fact.

Creepy, and yet still the most likable character in the movie.

Well, can’t wait for this one guy to be used as “proof” that the entire movement is irredeemably awful and needs to be shut down. That’s going to be tons of fun on Twitter and Facebook.

I love how everyone can hear 2.2 notes and come up with an entire song in .67 seconds.

I want to create a Empire supercut of every time somebody plays a track or plays like three notes on a keyboard and someone else goes “Yeah, I like that. That’s dope.” It happens in EVERY SINGLE EPISODE. I love it.

The flight from Los Angeles to Vancouver is shorter than the drive from Los Angeles to other parts of Los Angeles.

We get what we deserve. Holy fucking GOD, did we kill nuns in a previous life?

Ok. So don’t vote for Bill Clinton.

I’m sure if he tries Felicity will just shriek at him for 45minutes until there’s no joy left in the universe.